Dead census worker

The internets are abuzz with the mysterious death of a census worker in rural Kentucky. The guy allegedly had the word "Fed" written on his chest. Details are sketchy due to official silence on the matter, but speculation is that he ran into some toothless Deliverance types that were cooking meth, growing weed, or just didn't like the gub'mint.

Jr. Deputy Accountant has a different theory: that was no epithet written on his chest, it was the killer's calling card.