A Federal Government-Sponsored Discount on NY Times subscription?

Obama's potential bailout of newspapers makes me think of the GM bailout. The GM bailout happened, and then shortly after that we got the idiotic Cash for Clunkers program, which was designed by a self-described Communist (Van Jones, who first called it "Hybrids for Hoopties").

So, if Obama bails out newspapers, do you think he'll give us some other related idiotic and Communist program? Perhaps a FREE subscription to the New York Times for every American? What do you think? We all know nothing is beyond speculation with this group of maniacal statists running our country.