A father asked his ten-year old son if he knew about the birds & the bees.

"I don't want to know," said the boy, bursting into tears. "Promise you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa Claus' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

From Mohawk Campfire.

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