I fought the law and I won

Smuggling wrapped Christmas presents through TSA.

Good thing Mrs. V didn't ask for C-4 this year!


reddog said...

I always stuff my luggage with as many gels and liquids as I can, just on principle. I also try to have some matches and a throwaway butane lighter or two on my person. C-4? I'm going to have to start adding a block of Playdough or two to my travel kit.

A friend always wears his hard plastic, belt buckle dagger when flying. I'm only a troublemaker and not that brave. Still, I admire his guts, if not his intelligence.

Anonymous said...

Fortunately you still carry your fists of steel and justice.

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