12.06.2009

Newsflash: W.C. Varones was f**king Tiger Woods

Not to be outdone by the string of waitresses, hostesses, etc., claiming relations with the King of Swing, the proprietor of this blog revealed late Sunday that he, too, was f**king Tiger Woods.

The pair were last photographed together in 2008, at an event Varones trumpeted and bragged about at the time--but which went largely ignored. Only recently did the full implications of the photo become clear.

Mrs. Varones didn't seem terribly concerned by the matter, remarking coyly, "I knew something was up when he'd show up and his {CENSORED} {CENSORED} {CENSORED}."

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