Schwarzenegger marriage ends same day as Schwarzenegger tax increases

How poetic. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who ruined his family like he ruined California, sees his treachery come back to haunt him on both counts today.

Maria Shriver filed for divorce today, the same day that the despised Schwarzenegger tax increases on the people of Kahleefornia expired. As an added bonus, Schwarzenegger's kids hate him as much as the people of California do, so much that they are dropping his last name.

Not that I'm in orgasmic spasms of Schadenfreude or anything.

To steal the words of the venerable Frank Langone, "Everybody has his own private hell. I just hope Schwarzenegger's is a little hotter than everyone else's."