6.04.2009

Orange midget Angelo Mozilo charged with fraud and insider trading

The orange midget we all think of
I hope he gets some prison love


Don't get your hopes up too much; it sounds like they are civil, not criminal charges. Nevertheless, this may be an encouraging first step toward criminal indictment, conviction, and a new boyfriend.

Can you imagine what kind of sick bastard CEO would send a memo like this to his employees (courtesy W.C. Varones historical archives)?

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